Spelunking the Cricket

Posted in _blackbox by Bobsy on the August 3rd, 2009

The lady may be crying for help, but the real prize is in that crate. You've got to be cruel to be kind. What if it's a shotgun?

What’s best. Cricket or Spelunky? Or cricket AND Spelunky? Can one man battle for his life and the safety of more dames than his lips can handle… while at the same time keeping in touch with the sporting greatest giggle? Summer is the time for The Ashes, biannual titanic struggle of cricketty goodness between England and England’s Wayward Kid. Armed only with a radio bleating out the BBC’s Test Match Special, a whip and an inappropriate level of confidence, the internet’s Bobsy goes Spelunking…
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