Borderlands - the SEXIEST review EVER

Posted in Default, _blackbox by Bobsy on the November 23rd, 2009

Boy, that is a sexy car. Rawwwwr. Look at the chassis on that. And so on,

Being a Siren’s basically about being a bitch. Every time I go invisible – or stop being invisible – I explode with a burst of lightning. When I hit someone, my acidic fingertips start melting their faces off. Even when I’m just standing around I can continue electrocuting and setting fire to any poor soul who gets too close. Oh, and I’m a dab hand with shooting them in the face, too. You might think that this very special sort of bitchiness makes it difficult to form long-term relationships with people, but luckily, I have guys to back me up. Like that big guy and that other big guy and that slightly less big guy.

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